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Now available at Amazon, B&N, Smashwords, Gumroad, and more. Episode 1 can be found at Amazon, B&N, Kobo, Smashwords, Gumroad, Apple, and more.   “Cro-quet. Croooooquet,” Alice responded. “An invitation to play croooooo-quet to His Highness from Miss Liddell.”   “I invited you first,” he said. “An invitation to play croooo-quet to Miss Liddell from Prince Leopold.”   “Here’s your invitation to play croooooquet.” […]

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that girls fart. What surprises me, though, is that my daughter farts like a boy.  What I would consider a boy.  At home, she’ll be doing something, and just fart.  She won’t hold it in, sneak off to the bathroom, and discreetly wander back

I’m reading The Year Without Pants: WordPress.com and the Future of Work, and for some reason it’s helped me put into words something that I’d been having trouble expressing, about indie publishing. All over the place, what I’m seeing is that everyone, indies and traditionally published authors and hybrids, are almost universally extremely anxious to express the

Debbie Mumford interviewed me at Independent Bookworm: What makes the world of your novel different from ours?   I was going to say “zombies,” but that’s not really it.  I live in the U.S. in modern times, and that world is Victorian England, which I think is more of a difference than zombies themselves would be. 

Right, this has nothing to do with writing or promotion, except it does. There are some people who split the world up into twos, and some who don’t.  Optimist/pessimist.  Atheist/believer.  Yes/no.  Democrat/Republican.  Things like that. Me, I’ve come to look at those situations and go, “To what purpose?” To what purpose do we split the

Here’s my (ahem, draft) checklist for things that I look for when an indie publisher hands me a POD.  Please let me know if you can think of anything else; I’m putting this together for a class.  I think I may need to break things down into subcategories at some point… Cover Does the front

Right, I’m trying to study “Ill Met in Lankhmar,” one of Fritz Leiber’s stories.  (Lie-burr…I’ve been saying it wrong.) I started with the collection Fritz Leiber: Collected Stories, edited by Jonathan Strahan and Charles N. Brown, intro by Neil Gaiman (2010).  This edition is a hardcopy library property, and as I realized I wanted to study

Right, this is one of those posts where I wish an actual expert would talk about this, but I’m not finding what I want an expert to have said, so I’ll do my (admittedly non-expert but at least experienced) best. Go to the Google search page. There is a lot of white on that page.

Now available at Amazon, B&N, Kobo, Smashwords, Gumroad, and more.  As usual, the upload to Apple via indirect channels is taking a while.  My apologies.   “That was before the serum that allows us to retain our presence of mind was invented, my dear Miss Alice,” Mr. Dodgson said, clearing his throat.  “Now, if one

Submissions: 204. Acceptances: 13 (pro sales: 1). Words written (fiction only):  549,246 (goal 365,000!). Indie books/stories published:  12. Hair pulled out:  lots.