There’s a house in your dreams, THE HOUSE. It isn’t the same house, except it is. Although sometimes it’s a submarine or a skyscraper, or, in my daughter’s case, a spaceship. There is a story that has to be carried out, in this house. Everything that happens there, you seem to be an outside observer,
(A story) Daphne had been kicked out of her friend Nina’s house because Nina got grounded. It happens, you get grounded. Ugh! It was so frustrating! One minute they were playing video games and the next everyone was in tears. In. Tears. It was so unfair, too. None of the parents would believe JUST HOW EVIL
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Now available at Amazon, Smashwords, Gumroad, and Kobo, with Apple and this time Barnes & Noble coming in hindmost this time. Ep #1: blog, Amazon, B&N, Kobo, Smashwords, Gumroad, Apple, and more. Free at the blog, Kobo, and Smashwords links; the others will follow. Ep #2: Amazon, B&N, Smashwords, Gumroad, Apple, Kobo, and more. “You don’t even know what Latitude and Longitude are!” Ina exclaimed. “I do so! Latitude
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Since I’m on episode #3 now, I’m going to start promulgating Ep #1 for free here and there, like a little fairy… Alice’s Adventures in Underland: The Queen of Stilled Hearts #1 (Now free at Smashwords, Gumroad, Apple, and Kobo; other sites in progress here: Amazon, B&N.) Foreword Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies came out in 2009. I suspect the first day
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When I was a boy I lived in England and considered it the most ordinary place in the world. It was America that I was fascinated with, if you can imagine that. I thought that you could find anything in America. Did you know that the Jolly Green Giant lives in America? Most of you
This was just too weird not to share. Incan ritual dagger-shovel, known as a Tumi, that was used to a) pry open/crack open ribs, b) shovel out innards. Obviously, the one pictured here (from Wikipedia) is a recreation (P E R U) but it’s still disturbing. The godlings on top of the tumi are named
Welcome to the Containment Facility of The Criminal Currently Known as Mme. Bientot No pictures, film, or sketches of any kind. No Exceptions. No metal, glass, or other shiny objects, including pens and eyeglasses. Do not think of your name, any nicknames or aliases; do not think of the names of your parents, children, or
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Title? Tentative. 1. Intro Purpose: Spend less money, spend less time cooking when you don’t want to, spend more time with the people you love. Sweet spot: finding the restaurants where you go when you don’t feel like cooking but don’t have a special reason to go out to eat. Past vs. present: We used
Right, this is a ramble. I was going to put it up on Facebook instead, but…lemme get to that. I wish I’d been posting about this kind of stuff more regularly, because now I have like this huge stack of thoughts, and it feels like to have the last thought make sense, I have to
I don’t want to lecture you about your boyfriend. You already know what I think. Instead, let me tell you how we met. It’s either that or you’re grounded. —Okay, Dad. So I’d gone to the zoo a week ago when the zombie apocalypse started. Your mom was wearing a leopard-skin wrap with the claws
