When I was a boy I lived in England and considered it the most ordinary place in the world. It was America that I was fascinated with, if you can imagine that. I thought that you could find anything in America. Did you know that the Jolly Green Giant lives in America? Most of you […]
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This was just too weird not to share. Incan ritual dagger-shovel, known as a Tumi, that was used to a) pry open/crack open ribs, b) shovel out innards. Obviously, the one pictured here (from Wikipedia) is a recreation (P E R U) but it’s still disturbing. The godlings on top of the tumi are named
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Welcome to the Containment Facility of The Criminal Currently Known as Mme. Bientot No pictures, film, or sketches of any kind. No Exceptions. No metal, glass, or other shiny objects, including pens and eyeglasses. Do not think of your name, any nicknames or aliases; do not think of the names of your parents, children, or
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Title? Tentative. 1. Intro Purpose: Spend less money, spend less time cooking when you don’t want to, spend more time with the people you love. Sweet spot: finding the restaurants where you go when you don’t feel like cooking but don’t have a special reason to go out to eat. Past vs. present: We used
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Right, this is a ramble. I was going to put it up on Facebook instead, but…lemme get to that. I wish I’d been posting about this kind of stuff more regularly, because now I have like this huge stack of thoughts, and it feels like to have the last thought make sense, I have to
I don’t want to lecture you about your boyfriend. You already know what I think. Instead, let me tell you how we met. It’s either that or you’re grounded. —Okay, Dad. So I’d gone to the zoo a week ago when the zombie apocalypse started. Your mom was wearing a leopard-skin wrap with the claws
This is for the folks from the Pike’s Peak Writers’ “Write Your Heart Out” event, but you can play along anyway. IF YOU KNOW THESE BOOKS OR HAVE PLAYED THIS GAME BEFORE, DO NOT BLOW IT FOR THE REST OF THE PLAYERS IN THE COMMENTS. Email me personally if you like and I’ll confirm how
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Right, this weekend (after talking about flaws in front of PPW) I have to meet up with Becky Clark and talk about indie publishing, soup to nuts. She’s funnier than I am, so I want to make sure she doesn’t distract me too much with her jokes, and so therefore I’m writing a possible outline for
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Now available at Amazon, B&N, Smashwords, Gumroad, and more. Episode 1 can be found at Amazon, B&N, Kobo, Smashwords, Gumroad, Apple, and more. “Cro-quet. Croooooquet,” Alice responded. “An invitation to play croooooo-quet to His Highness from Miss Liddell.” “I invited you first,” he said. “An invitation to play croooo-quet to Miss Liddell from Prince Leopold.” “Here’s your invitation to play croooooquet.”
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