The good news is that the Republic of Tea has created the “Get a Grip” tea, designed to balance out the hormones women subject to PMS and Menopausal fluctuations.

The bad new is that some dumbass put coconut in it. It doesn’t say so, but I smelled it. And that’s what you really want to do, is hand a woman going through the change of life a cup of coconut tea. “Who the !@#$ put !@#$&*( coconut in my !@#$&*( tea?!?” is the last sensible thing you’ll get out of her before the Holocaust.

Update: Lee says it wasn’t him.