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Crime du Jour #27: Shoplifting
GOOD LUCK PIG GLUCKSSCHWEIN
SILVER ANTIQUE CHARM
LUCKY BRACELET PROTECTION SPELL
Condition: New, handmade
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Item Specifics:
Condition: New without tags: A brand-new, unused, and unworn item (including handmade items) that is not in the original packaging and/or does not have the original tags attached.
Color: Silver
Metal: Silver Plated
Brand: Unbranded
UPC: Does not apply
Metal purity: German silver
Style: Chain
Length (inches): 8.5â
Theme: Luck
Every charm comes with a FREE gift!
I am a practitioner of the magical arts, and I have performed a ritual over each silver GlĂŒcksschwein charm bracelet, imbuing it with positive energy. A GlĂŒcksschwein, or âgood-luck pig,â is a traditional German symbol of good luck, and many Germans of all ages carry them!
Along with each GlĂŒcksschwein bracelet comes an extra charm, a tiny handcuff charm! Just clip the handcuff charm to your GlĂŒcksschwein bracelet, and, if youâre ever in trouble with the law, twist the handcuffs to snap the handcuff attaching it to your bracelet, drop it somewhere it wonât be found, and youâll receive extra good luck! If your handcuff charm falls off, that mean it has already…
!!!PROTECTED YOU!!!
You can order other GlĂŒcksschwein items at my store, including necklaces, keychains, cell phone charms, and more! I also carry extra handcuff charms for purchase in case yours falls off!
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Please send me a message if you would like a CUSTOM RITUAL for your charm!
!!!Please note!!!
All charms have a small LUCK symbol scratched in the back!! Your charm is not damaged!!! Just lucky!!!!!
Specifications:
Silver Pig Charm
Length: 7.5â, extension 1â
Lock: Lobster
***approximate measurement***
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Your GlĂŒcksschwein charm will do its best, but some situations are more than even a GlĂŒcksschwein can handle! No returns accepted! It is not fair to use the luck on a GlĂŒcksschwein charm, then try to pass off a used charm to someone else!
No luck is guaranteed! Sometimes the stars just have it in for you. Your GlĂŒcksschwein triedâŠbut sometimes even the best spells canât do what you need them to do!
!!!FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY!!!
Feedback is very important. I strive for 5-star service. I will do whatever I can to satisfy my buyers! Please contact me if you need to change your luck spellâŠI will see what I can do! Please contact me about any problems before leaving negative feedback!!!
Armstrong Jewelry has been doing business since 2001. I am located in downtown Los Angeles. You can contact me for lots of different charms, bracelets, palm and tarot readings including SOULMATE readings, PSYCHIC HEALINGS, and more!  If you come to the store in person, you can ALWAYS pick up a free handcuff charm, or recharge the spell on your GlĂŒcksschwein!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ratings and Reviews:
4.9
48 product ratings
Most Relevant Reviews:
Good luck pig kept the real pigs off my back as I did a walkout with over $500 of electronics stuffed down my sweatpants, lol. Didnât even have to snap my CUFFS.
âedyilope-2
Chain broke first day I put it on, attached it back together with both ends of cuff charm, cuff charm broke while I was in changing room. Got a bad feeling, put $$$ yoga pants back on hanger and walked out. Stopped by store dick but I was CLEAN. Listen 2UR CHARM!
âalexpursesco
Six people, six lucky pig charms, six stores, six hours, SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS merch. Good planning or good luck!?! EXTRA LUCK if you pay for the charm using the buy it once, return it twice trick.
ârichrichrich777
My credit card LOVES my Armstrong lucky pig bracelet!!!
âlizangel2003
I got arrested in 2012 wearing FIRST lucky pig bracelet, grocery store in my hometown. I was broke and it was my first time, lol. I got off with a warning, cop didnât even write my name down, on my way home he bought me food at a gas station. I cried and said I would never do it again, only thing I did right. I wasnât even wearing a jacket, lol. Cuff charm even fell off in cop car, I kicked it under the mat so the cop wouldnât see it.
Five years pass, itâs 2017, my time had come. Iâm in a porn shop, I get cocky, try to steal some magazines. TIP: NEVER STEAL FROM A PORN STORE. Much heavier security than the big box stores, lol. The clerk who busted me sees the charm and starts laughing so hard heâs crying, tears thru his mascara. He shows me his keychain, heâs got a charm too! We both laugh. He let me go after I gave him my handcuff charm. We dated and the handcuff charm broke the day we broke up, and I went to Armstrongâs to get Madame Armstrong to pick up a new charm and get a new spell put on mine. Like she says, some situations are more than even a lucky pig can handle.
2019, same bracelet, about a dozen different cuff charms later. Iâm in the hospital for cancer and they say I have six months. No more boosting for me, it’s the endâor is it? Chain breaks, suddenly Iâm in remission. Lucky pig boosted me out of the back seat of Deathâs cop car, lol. Got chain replaced on old bracelet, buying new bracelet for nephew. Happy boosting!
âdivela_69
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