Some people suffer pain. Other people mock it.

What’s the secret to never getting a bad review? This is a question authors get asked a lot. Hell, I’ve asked other authors the same question. “I don’t know. I don’t read reviews,” some say with a benevolent smile. Others shrug their shoulders and say, “There is no secret.”

Oh yeah? Wanna bet?

I’m about to let you in on the secret to NEVER getting a bad review again.

1) Find out where the reviewer lives and plant large quantities of meth in their closet, and then make an anonymous call to the cops.

Read the rest from j.a. kazimer here.  Or check out her new book, Curses! A F***ed-up Fairy Tale and help her find solace before she gets herself put in jail, or worse.