Some people suffer pain. Other people mock it.
What’s the secret to never getting a bad review? This is a question authors get asked a lot. Hell, I’ve asked other authors the same question. “I don’t know. I don’t read reviews,” some say with a benevolent smile. Others shrug their shoulders and say, “There is no secret.”
Oh yeah? Wanna bet?
I’m about to let you in on the secret to NEVER getting a bad review again.
1) Find out where the reviewer lives and plant large quantities of meth in their closet, and then make an anonymous call to the cops.