Me: Angry, heart hurts, feeling sick and breathless. Listens to bangy stompy music all day.
Also me: [Lone Digger comes on] Fuck em, I’m learning the Charleston so I can dance on their graves with all due respect 20s style.
Me: …it’s either that or give yourself a stress heart attack at this point, sure, why not.
Video: The Charleston is all about squishing bugs. As you dance, put some twist in it. Squish squish squish.
Me: Put on some socks or you’re going to give yourself blisters. Again.
Also me: [Clap!]
WOW the Charleston is exhausting. People must have done a lot of coke back then, and I say this after a month of getting wiggles out to EDM. I am a self-steaming sauna. Tomorrow maybe some kicks.