Not having a cell phone, text messages are somewhat like a foreign language to me.
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Via BD, the text 10 commandments:
I can has commandments?
I r ur godxxor who has max pwnage. U can has no udder godxxorz b4 mes.
U can has no makes pirates jpegz.
U can no grief mes.
U can no has workinz on Caturdays
Max propz to ur momz and popzez.
U can no pwn ur doodz.
U can no makes teh sexy times
U can no exploit ur doodz cheezeburger.
U can no grief ur doodz.
U can no troll ur doodz.
U can no has ur doodz stuff.
U can no has ur doodz chickz.