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Lyrics. Theme song from Babe: If I had words to make a day for you, I’d sing you a morning golden and new.I would make this day last for all time, Give you a night deep with moonshine. –Nigel Westlake, “If I Had Words”

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Hrm. I still don’t think this is going to come out right. Batman Begins is a great movie, but I was disappointed. They even used my theory about Batman, that his motive is fear rather than revenge. I was still disappointed. The movie wasn’t mythic. It was a realistic movie explaining how a human being …

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Oh, that reminds me. I made creme brulee for Father’s Day.It turned out OK! Also, I made barbecued chicken and the Best Beans Ever: 1 lb bacon.1 large can of baked beans, not institutional-size, but pretty large (we used maple-flavored).1 red onion, chopped in small but non-dainty chunks.1/4 c. blackstrap molasses or more to taste.Worchestershire …

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