I think I may have found a niche. Probably not my only niche, as it might get old after a while. I’m trying to talk a new magazine publisher into letting me write humorous articles about the area where food and sex meet.

“Cooking Naked (Rule #1: Don’t Deep Fry)”
“Chocolate is Like Sex: Easy Recipies Any Guy Can Cook”
“The Sex on the Beach Picnic: How to Mix It, How to Get Away With It, How to Plan for Sand”

I could easily spend the rest of my life sniggering.