Evil wears many faces…fear wears but two.
Live life to the fullest…braaaaaap!
Luck goes to those who already survived the banana peel to the sole of the foot, the flying water hose to the pants, and the door to the face.
Nothing is what it seems…except a flat-out bribe.
The biggest challenge you will ever face is your own incompetence.
Update
The Scooby Snacks box looks like the box for goldfish crackers. Intentional?
Any food is good in mass quantities. Small quantities of food are either frustrating or comical.