Quotes of the Day.

“You’re about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.”

“A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening ear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I’d mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn.”

“I have a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel.”

“I have always believed that there should be no subject about which one cannot make jokes,religion included. Clearly, one is always constricted by contemporary mores and trends because, after all, what one seeks above all is an appreciative audience.”

“Hello, I’m Dr. Bean. Apparently. And my job is to sit and look at paintings. So, what have I learned that I can say about this painting? Well, firstly, it’s quite big, which is excellent. If it were very small, microscopic, then hardly anyone would be able to see it. Which would be a shame. Secondly, and I’m getting quite near the end of this… analysis, secondly, why was it worth this man spending fifty million of your American dollars? And the answer to that is, that it’s a picture of Whistler’s mother. And as I’ve learned, staying with my best friend David Langley and his family, families are very important. Even though Mr. Whistler was obviously aware that his mother was a hideous old bat who looked like she’d had a cactus lodged up her backside, he stuck with her, and even took the time to paint this amazing picture of her. And that’s marvellous. It’s not just a painting. It’s a picture of a mad old cow who he thought the world of. Well that’s what I think.”

Rowan Atkinson

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2 Comments

  1. Virg

    Blackadder!! The reason I named my dog Baldric. He’s scruffy, smelly and without a clue, but he remains loyal no matter how much I insult him. And why it’s difficult for me to take “House” to seriously.
    “Mr. Thicky-Black-Thicky-Adder-Thicky!”

  2. Boulder Dude

    Love Rwen Atkinson as Black Adder….so many good quotes. 🙂

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