Pure D. Wrong:
I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car…and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah,well, I could NOT believe it…he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, “I AM NOT HAPPY!”
So, I look down at him and say, “Well, which one are you then?”
…and that’s when the fight started.