Sauerkraut pizza.
Today’s experiment is sauerkraut pizza, homemade jalapeno sauerkraut + homemade dough. Will report.
I had Ray make the dough; she’s always buying pitas for freaking mini pizzas.
Me: So think about whatever’s pissing you off this week. And just grind down into the dough until it stretches. Then flop it around and griiiiind it again. Just smoosh the unholy shit out of it.
Me: [Goes off to stick hooks on wall for ornaments]
Ray: Kneads bread.
Me: [Returns] How’s it going?
Ray: [Blissful, distant look] Fine!
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VERDICT:
I love olive-and-Canadian bacon pizza. This is the same level of tarrrrrrt and rich. I LOVE IT.