Heh.

So there we were, staring at each other.

“What?” I said.

Lee looks at his computer screen. Something’s loading. He looks at me. I look at my computer screen. Something’s loading. I look at him.

“Are we just staring at each other while our stuff is loading?” I ask.

In his best hillbilly drawl, he says: “Ah gotta look at somethin’. I guess Ahl just look at mah wife.”