Conversation.

LEE

[Insert casual insult here.]

DE

What the hell did you say that for?

LEE

God told me to.

DE

God sure tells you to do a say a lot of petty, stupid stuff to me.

LEE

Yup.

DE

I mean, he could be telling you to do something important, like take over the world or kill people.

LEE

He did tell me something important once.

DE

What was that?

LEE

How to win the lottery.

DE

Really?

LEE

Kind of useless. ‘Buy all the tickets, dumbass,’ he said.

DE

[Loses it.] Dang ol’ God.