Statements. The difference between generalized statements and overgeneralized statements is that generalized statements are like those games where one player says “noun” and someone shouts out a noun (my favorite was always WD-40), and overgeneralized statements are like those games where one player says something totally inane and all the other players just stare at him…Overgeneralizations are like funerals. They aren’t meant for the people you’d they they were meant for.

Please, someone pull the 2-by-4 out of my eye.