We went out to “Pirates of the Carribean” finally last night.

You know what I’m thinking?

Will Turner’s dad has been rotting away as a living skeleton at the bottom of the ocean for years now, and suddenly he’s just been crushed to death.

–The pirates sent him to the bottom of Davy Jones’s locker with a weight attached to his bootstraps.

–He had to have taken one of the gold pieces, in order to pass it to his son.

–His blood was necessary to release the curse.

–Thus he was one of the undead.