This is bad. One of my purposes here has been to focus on original content, and here I am, putting up words and now…links. Well.
Librarian Pick-up lines.
“My mom was a librarian, she taught me everyone should have access to my stacks.”
Via Bookslut. My kinda place.
And more on the unrelated-to-sex sexual naming theme:
You can purchase thong underwear with a porcini mushroom on it.