The Oracle of Starbucks.

Behold the Oracle‘s wisdom:

Personality type: Freak

No person of sound mind would go to an EXPENSIVE COFFEE SHOP to get a drink WITHOUT CAFFEINE. Your hobbies include going to ski resorts in the summer and flushing $5 bills down the toilet. You are a menace to society.

Also drinks: Non-alcoholic beer
Can also be found at: Pools with no water

(via Neatorama)


Ray on Vacation.


Well…I s’pose…


  1. Boulder Dude

    Huh, I do not know what to think. Having never been in a Starbucks I guess they do not have Large CafĂ© Au Lait’s for sale since the oracle said it does not exist.

    One more reason not to go to one I guess.

  2. DeAnna

    WHAT?!? You didn’t say “Grande”! No wonder your drink doesn’t exist!

  3. Boulder Dude



    **rolls eyes** okay.

  4. DeAnna

    Um, there’s a reason Starbucks is known for its pretentiousness.

  5. Boulder Dude


    So, Starbucks would be a place to bring out the very worst in me, good to remember. ;P

    “Grumby CRUSH!”

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