Okay, maybe my problem with doing revisions is that I’ve been writing the wrong things. I’ve been working on Alien Blue, and it’s been…fun.

Hey there, missy. I mean, miss. I’m Bill Trout, proprietor of the Caveman Brewery. What can I get you? Here’s what you should say: “Bill, I got a hankerin’ for something unusual today.” Because I got a new beer I just finished up, and I been itchin’ to try it out on someone new. I call it “Alien Blue.” First pint’s on the house, come on, what do you say?

Second pint will cost you a night.