Behold the Oracle‘s wisdom:
Personality type: Freak
No person of sound mind would go to an EXPENSIVE COFFEE SHOP to get a drink WITHOUT CAFFEINE. Your hobbies include going to ski resorts in the summer and flushing $5 bills down the toilet. You are a menace to society.
Also drinks: Non-alcoholic beer
Can also be found at: Pools with no water
(via Neatorama)
Huh, I do not know what to think. Having never been in a Starbucks I guess they do not have Large Café Au Lait’s for sale since the oracle said it does not exist.
One more reason not to go to one I guess.
WHAT?!? You didn’t say “Grande”! No wonder your drink doesn’t exist!
Grande?
Really?
**rolls eyes** okay.
Um, there’s a reason Starbucks is known for its pretentiousness.
*laughs*
So, Starbucks would be a place to bring out the very worst in me, good to remember. ;P
“Grumby CRUSH!”