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Blog. I’m tired of my blog. Revamping as inspiration hits, within the squashed confines of my HTML talents.

He knows more than you do! Visit the Dr. Science website!

Lyrics. Theme song from Babe: If I had words to make a day for you, I’d sing you a morning golden and new.I would make this day last for all time, Give you a night deep with moonshine. –Nigel Westlake, “If I Had Words”

Bumper Sticker. The flying hamster of DOOM rains coconuts on your pitiful city.

Hrm. I still don’t think this is going to come out right. Batman Begins is a great movie, but I was disappointed. They even used my theory about Batman, that his motive is fear rather than revenge. I was still disappointed. The movie wasn’t mythic. It was a realistic movie explaining how a human being

Oh, that reminds me. I made creme brulee for Father’s Day.It turned out OK! Also, I made barbecued chicken and the Best Beans Ever: 1 lb bacon.1 large can of baked beans, not institutional-size, but pretty large (we used maple-flavored).1 red onion, chopped in small but non-dainty chunks.1/4 c. blackstrap molasses or more to taste.Worchestershire

Amusing and delicious. Seeing as Ray was asleep on my shoulder, Lee ordered Chinese last night from the Swan Palace. On a whim, I ordered pineapple chicken. “You ordered pineapple chicken, right?” he asked. “Yeah.” “Well, you got pineapple chicken.” And then he brought me half a hollowed-out pineapple with stir fry in the middle.

Online Writer’s Workshop. I’ve been checking out the Online Writer’s Workshop. I’ve submitted the first section of the Gray Hill novel, received four reviews, and been very happy with them. Many good suggestions. I’m still on my free month, but I’m going to keep going with it. This means, mind you, I will have even

Madagascar. Did not suck. And did not wuss out on the question, “What do you do when you have a carnivore and an herbavore stuck on a desert island?” The more kids’ movies that don’t suck, the better.

Ray. I’m going to make this brief, because I’ve told the story and told it: My daughter learned how to escape the apartment. She ended up at the front office of our apartment complex, naked except for her jacket and the keys to the apartment. We cut off her escape route using chicken wire. She