Becky over at Beckland needs to start writing for Hallmark:
- When you’re sad — I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- When you’re blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
- When you smile — I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
More over at her site.