Heh. All ye English majors, check out the Tolkein parodies here.

Here’s an example:

Eowyn felt her heart flutter when she saw him. His raven hair flew in the breeze off the plain, and his piercing eyes caught her gaze as if by magic. He bore a kingly attitude; surely he was a prince. Her mind turned to forbidden things, things which would be forbidden to the King’s niece, but surely allowed for a free shieldmaiden. She knew that she was made to love this ranger.

-Mark of the King, Danielle Steele