More giggles.
“The Elephant Song,” by Eric Herman. Do you have the mentality of a five-year-old? Click here.
Babe.
Clip from Babe. “If I had words to make a day for you…”
Sewer Goddess
After Venus (who started out as Goddess of the Sewers, a vital function in a town where cholera should be taken as a matter of course) got promoted, her intern, Caelia, got the job. Jove signed the contract himself (in blood), and suddenly, she was part of The Family. Things went smoothly for a long …
Description.
His bones are set up like a set of wooden blocks stacked up to beyond eye level at complicated angles in a laughable attempt to balance them. A model built “larger than life and twice as natural.” His bright eyes switch between sharpness and humor. His cheeks are pliable from a lifetime of overblown laughter …
Carrie Newcomer: May 4
It’s hard to write about Carrie Newcomer; there’s so much backstory. Lee first heard Carrie sing in West Lafayette, Indiana — Purdue country. He was living above a variety store called Von’s (I think it was about that time) around what had to be one of the world’s most intense nest of gamers. Aside from …
More silliness.
Hm…my brain has gone on hiatus. But I’m too lazy to figure out who to send this stuff to… A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named Governmentium. Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy …
Bad puns.
Another chain-type e-mail I got today. It’s the last line, really, that makes the whole thing. 1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired. 2. A will is a dead giveaway. 3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes inverse. 5. In a democracy it’s …
Dumb joke.
I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas….. The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.
Murder Mystery Game…
Delayed one week.
Book Review: Fine Prey
by Scott Westerfield. Okay, I have a secret. I wasn’t all that thrilled by Uglies. It was okay…but it wasn’t my thing. Oh, no! Not a secret anymore!!! But read Fine Prey today, and was happily engrossed. Now, most people are going to feel exactly the other way — that Uglies is better than Fine …